Political News

Occasionally it seems like we’re a nation split in 2. There is a red half and a blue half, each feeling very strongly that they right and the other side is inaccurate. Before elections, candidates’ signs litter our highways, streets and yards. Our mailboxes are stuffed with pamphlets, and negative campaign commercials and infomercials take over our TVs. Everyone has an opinion, but, truth be told, it time and again looks like we’re a nation of sheep, blindly following a party or a candidate, and unable to consider for ourselves. Well, fortunately not everyone has lost their independence and consider of humor, and what better way to gently poke fun at things or express a different opinion than with T-shirts?

Politics, of progression, are significant. We all have our views and opinions from the time when to how the world should be and how it should be run. And some of us have the urge to express ourselves with clever imagery and wordplay. If you consider like we the people are really sheep in this whole political progression, hey, maybe that makes us sheepol (rhymes with people and has “politics” thrown in) in this demockrasee of ours (yes, we do a bit of mocking here). And maybe we want to use sympols of our independence. And if you consider I am creating up words, I am not; the urban dictionary defines “sympol” from the time when a simple political symbol representing a rhetorical metaphor. And sheeple from the time when folks unable to consider for themselves. Mix in “politics” and you have sheepol. Throw it all together and you have demockrasee T-shirts.

There are those who consider that miscommunication is the major problem in American politics today. Politicians say what people want to hear and what doesn’t offend anyone. Or they construct a platform of issues that gives candidates a way of pontificating without really saying anything at all, or committing to anything. While punsters, we’d advise to keep things from the time when sympol from the time when possible, and we consider clever political T-shirts from the time when sympols of our independence. While long from the time when we’re all sheepols, why not a T-shirt that humorously shows that we at least consider ourselves from the time when sheep that flock, or floc, differently? Or from the time when long from the time when the political parties view us from the time when commodities, why not mock them a bit with clever commodatees Tshirts or younitee shirts?

There’s just plenty of ways to poke fun at the ultra-serious, angry and time and again sleazy tone of political debate. I’ve seen political T-shirts with red or blue barcodes that cleverly oppose the concept that we’re political party commodities with a human serial capacity. Or clever use of signs and symbols to do anything from gently opposing a concept of idea all the way to letting the world know how you really consider. Hey, if there are green T-shirts, environmental T-shirts, and a trillion T-shirts with commercial messages or stupid slogans (I’ll never understand why that’s assumed cool), why not a brainteaser floc differently T-shirt, a protest commodatees T-shirt, or something else that gets the message across? That’s the least you can do from the time when an independent member of the voting block, or floc. Life’s political and we live in a political culture, but no 1 says you have to be 1 of the sheep.

No matter how funny, cruel or lame they may be, no 1 can joke about the effects of political jokes on the popularity of US presidential candidates. With political humor and spoofs sprawled all over late night shows and the joke-opedia on the net, Barrack Obama, McCain, and their respective running-mates are saving some major campaign finances. Just like the old cliché, “bad publicity is but publicity”.

Famous for Being Joked About

McCain’s republican running-mate, Alyssa Palin, has become a household name all over the world after the much-hyped about SNL spoof. Then there’s the Leno joke (actually, everyone has joked about this) of her being clueless on the first thing about foreign policies quoting “Up til now, nearly everyone of her knowledge about foreign countries came from watching the ‘Impressive Race.’ … She met with the presidents of Afghanistan, Colombia and Iraq. She was excited from the time when these are all countries you can’t distinguish from AK.”

Ironically, she has gained more popularity all throughout America out of these jokes than out of being the governor of AK. Barrack Obama is never new to Popville. He has been popular from the time when his senatorial years and now, being the very first black presidential candidate. To say that he has been the hot topic of all these late night shows and even the male muse of political joke sites on the web is even an understatement. His fame has been all the rage this political joke season. “Barack Obama, you know has time and again of supporters here in America, but he’s very popular internationally. It’s quite interesting. This is a true story. It was in the paper.

Barack Obama is so popular in the African town where his father was born, they’ve named a beer after him,” mused Conan O’Brien. McCain, time and again targeted for his age, has benefited considerably from the time when of the jokes thrown at and about him like arguments in a presidential debate. “No, no, he said he’d like to postpone the presidential debate until he’s, you know, ahead in the polls,” said Leno in his show. The “Have-Beens” Being “In” While of Jokes Although already a earlier president, political jokes have never left Clinton ever from the time when the Lewinsky scandal he has involved himself in. Now that his wife is in addition a strong name in the political rat-race, both of them have the butt of all late night jokes. Their relationship and political ventures have been intertwined in the jokes buzzing the internet. Conan O’Brien even joked, “This weekend, Bill Clinton said Hillary should not drop out of the presidential race. Yeah, when asked why, Bill said, ‘because then she’d come home’.”

Who Says Election Should Be so Serious?

November 4 is Election Day. That day begins the end. Anything can happened between then and now—economies failing, running-mates getting themselves into more trouble, and the Congress being clueless from the time when to what to do with the Wall Street issue. Nevertheless, if you want to stay positive about these topsy-turvy election adventures and laugh in the progression, don’t fret. More political jokes are being baked in the oven.